day at work.

horrible plus terrible. had to make trips.
but it makes time passed faster.
well its a contradicting day.

in retail line. u see all sorts of ppl.
yeahh. uncanny people. funny people.
i'll talk abt tat as time goes by.

Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls
I'm callin all girls everyone report to the dance floor
just lose it.. ahhh!! ahhh!!
hahhaa. okae its tat bored i know.

well. there tis family todae. the mum with the son. the dad at the back.
the son wanted something from the shelves so he referred back to his dad.

his dad used his cock brain and say, " ask the uncle take for you lah"
(the uncle is referring to me)

-wah. wtf. call me uncle-

den i thought im gonna hear something nice from the mother. when she stared hard into the father's face. and she also used her less-cock brain and say, " hes not an uncle lah. how old is he only. you look at him. how old only?"

i felt better. but her brain suddenly turned cock. when she turn and asked me.

" you are in which secondary school now."

well. i murdered them. and informed the police tat theirs are unnatural deaths.
case closed.

okae. heres another paranormal story.
from the retail line again.

tis is the mysterious person who disappear.

he is a fat guy who goes trying outfits.
this "thing" went trying one of the outfit in the retail shop. so he bring in the outfits and went into one of the fitting rooms.

there is only one passageway. so in and out, there is only one way.
so this store, the person in charge got a call from nature. so he went to the toilet.
a guy from the next store help him to tend the store.

so he waited outside the fitting room. way outside the passage way there.
he waited and waited. and even when the store in charge is back. he still waited.
so he was wondering if the person could be a thief, attempting to steal?

both of them was damn nervous. cos the first thought for retailers can only be theft.
so tey went into the passage way and shouted.

"hey u in there still?"

freaking no response.

so one hero bend down to see the space below. fearing the person might had fainted.

however.
no legs were seen.

well. security was called. door opened.
shirts were hanged beside the mirror.

but wheres the guy?

=)