INSOMNIA.
right now.

arsenal will be against juventus in few hrs time.
go arsenal go go go.
IM AN DIE-HARD gunner fan!!
the champions league. yeahh.

i missed school days larr.
working life is just so not for me.
i just love sitting in the canteen and shake legs.
and i remembered my absence for all lectures.
wah lao eh. so FUN.

now. im feeling like an old man.

this couple was like so damn sweet in my store todae.
yepp. one was like 83, the other 82.
old but yet so strong and walked so fast and spoke so well!
and tey bicker right in front of me.
oh well well..

im feeling so gay.
haha

'havent been writing.

past few days were like hell.
there were some days whereby i got false alarms from my mum tat my NS enlistment letter are here already though she didnt even see it carefully.
im actualie lookin forward to my shaven head.

den i realise it was my edusave.
ive no idea wads tat thing for.
edusave. lol.

i met this customer who got onto my nerves. she was just buying a 15 dollars tee and she expected me to serve her totally. oh well, somehow i was the most patient person tat fateful day, i got wad she wanted and kept wad she didnt want. gradually, it was already 1hr ++. and she finally decided on the only piece of 15 dollars shirt. i was half-alive.

den she smiled at me and ask if i were secondary student of which school still cos i got student look.
i was already half-pissed so i kinda fucked her back by shouting a lil bit, saying i had already graduated from the sex-scandal school. ( well the whole world ask me if i noe her, wtf).

she was like so happy and she say her school is just beside.
oh well, i thought she was lecturer from AJC.

"so wad u teach in AJ?"

she grinned stupidily.

" i dont teach, im from anderson secondary, u recognise me?"

-wtf, she thinks shes the president and expected me to recognise her when i almost wan to murder her-

"so what u work in the school?"

"im the vice-principal lar"

and she complimented on how patient i was. oh tat was like the best thing to hear after a day, even if she almost like the most fuss-iest shit i ever seen. argh.

and todae i came across this mum and her two daughters.
well compliments again.
but im so dreaded to write any.

nights folks.

everybody changes.

the world changes.

even your closest.

i encountered this father and his son todae at the supermarket.

the dad was tryin to ask his son to throw the tissue in a basket.
and he shouted to his son to do so.

"Theres the basket you saw it?"

the son turned his head and shrugged uneasy.

"the small black basket u saw?! its just in front of you"

the son look a little confused and went wrong direction.

"ITS THAT BASKET YOU BASKET"

yeahh. the father called his son a basket.

wao.

well i had some food-hunting experience with lun in chinatown todae.
and ponder if chinatown was like a place for oldies.
BUT u could see alot of old people.
millions of them.
and tey sit in one row.
just like students in their canteen tables.

....

3rd requirement as continued from 18th march.

i think pls dont be a smoker.
its very very bad.
erhh i cant think of any disadvantages
but smoking's just not good.
so dont do cigarettes.
LOL.

4th requirement.

i tink i like baby daughters.
i treat all young female toddlers like treasure!!!
all those who came to my shop.. wah i feel so damn ecstatic
cos tey cheer me up. TOTALLY.
especially i remember this girl.
she grab my wrist from behind and asked.
"kor kor wheres de toilet?"

she was an korean- chinese.
and those eyes. yeahh so innocently cute larr.

oh man. i felt like piggyback her to the ladies.
hahahh. yeah i LIKE DAUGHTERS.
though..
erh i tink this has no links with gf requirements.

fuck. i dunno wad im writing either.
so tired.
bye den.

i cant so describe
all the feelings deep inside
so much more that i can say
with your touch
it feels so right

oh my, your so near
all the time in this place
for i know in my heart
i will never let you go
in this lifetime

do you know why?
oh baby.
cos your just so beautiful to me.

ive been reading some blogs and i think my friends are getting bored as they've been telling the world what they want about their their girlfriends to be or boyfriends to be.

okae i think since ive got nothing to write.
heres some criteria i want in my girl.
some Top 10 points or 5 or wadever lah i dunno.

first, i see the height.
Please dont be taller than me.
im like only 1.78m. short like fuck like k.
1.67m would be the maximum acceptable height.

second, hmmm.
confirm is love at first sight larr.
wad love will slowly nurture from friends is zzz.
although it has to start from friends,
but the underlying point is tat it will be a love at first sight.
(LOL but not accurate)

ah third.
aye damn. serious i dont know.
next time i think then say.
damn TIRED NOW.

bye.

the horror is back. like the auntie and her son todae. she asked me.
" working here as part time? u just completed ur Os ah?"

-yah. part time. erh sorry i just graduated from poly.-

"dont bluff. my son this year only PSLE. "

(yeah wad has ur son got to do wit my poly)

all i know was when tey left. she wasnt convinced im a graduate.

Little did i know tat an imminent sign is drawing near.
yeahh my grades.

whats the difference between graduated or not?
it doesnt matter.
i didnt got the grades i expected.
my As didnt came. i dont know what went wrong but the world just came crashing.
so what the fuck am i supposed to do?
so what if i passed all?
so what if its b ive got?

b stands for wad. sensitive issues like boy, boobs.
my certificate will be like a B. the mountain shaped B.

It's cumbersome, i'm trying to do well on this earth.

yet,

Until my death, i'll be a bangladesh schoolboy.

MY RESULTS ARE OUT TONIGHT I THINK.

-_-

i was quite shocked to hear the news tat two guys got jailed for downloading mp3 illegally.

JAILED for tat?
tey didnt kill anyone.
tey didnt got any other ulterior motives.
but tey are jailed.
yeahh jail birds.

what is tat now man?
a few cents CD is sold at 20 dollars.
see tey are nice men but money turn them to satan.
how many average ppl could afford tat?
now whose the prime suspect instead?
if tey are jailed and all those who dl music illegally shld be jailed,
Singapore will become a prison instead and not a COUNTRY.
bless them. since they gonna some mths of unfairness.

well.
My adolescent years weren't shit till what i do now.
............................
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
............................

heard 'em say.

there is this ladies toilet at this shopping centre.
usually in toilets. music are played.
it wasnt any special of cos.
so this lady went in and do her business as per normal.
(assuming she got great digestion k)

she was of certain there was toilet paper so she chose tat cubicle.
sat down. looked around.
(i assume you guys do tat too rite)
it was english FM she remembered. probably class 95.
den as she sat down she realised it changed to the classical music FM.

and it went on. to chinese old songs.
its all alright since she was a chinese. old songs are kinda sentimental to her.
but coincidentally or wad, she began to hear people talkin outside.
outside her cubicle.
meaning near the basins or mirrors.

prob was they wasnt speaking the sporean tone.
the sporean chinese style. it wasnt.

it was in cantonese. and the lady noe tey wasnt talkin normal.
tey are speaking as in stage opera.
those cantonese stage opera. it wasnt loud but it was there.
the voices were there. its soft enuff tat u could hear it.
so if it was u? u feel creepy? wad will be ur first reaction?

yeah the lady look up.

GOD's SAKE.
nothing.
if imaginations do run wild.

and she started pulling the toilet paper frantically.
but it was stucked. she pulled it with all might all her strength.
till the cover drop open and created a din in her cubicle.

she had no choice but to open the door.

she almost fainted only to realise there was only a cleaner staring at her and the fallen cover.

well this happen to a few. but not all manage to feel relieve seeing the cleaner. some just walked out fast and didnt even washed their hands. some even forget to do wad tey are supposed to do after the "business". anyway.

i met a lady todae.
she damn interesting lah.
choosing a shirt for his friend she claimed.
it was his birthday.

judging from the arm tattoos she had.
the genuine gucci bag and LV wallet.
the way she dressed.
she couldnt be a tai tai.
cant be much of a prositute too,
too rich to be one.
shes around 30-40?

she called.
"boy ah boy. boy come here."

-wah f. bad karma.-
she looked damn intimidating but when she called me boy.
i looked more like a killer than her.

i got her the apparels she wanted and she suddenly told me.
"aye i scared the white collar dirty den he dont wear leh. aye DONT care lah. let his stupid wife go wash it."
and she got a couple pair as well cos i recommended to her and she smiled happily at her so-called "boy". fuck. so gay.

-wtf once more. doubts half clear. shes a mistress?"-

she held my arm and walk to the cashier and paid up.
-i felt damn weak. my legs were jelly and my body was overwhelmed by her perfume-
and she open her wallet to use her Lady's card.
she also showed me her NAME CARD.

i was like already half alert.
all i saw was it was a blue card. and KTV LOUNGE.
shes a KTV HOSTESS!
oh my. with an affair too.

and she said i cant go ktv cos nid to be 18.
i told her im 20.
I SWORE I TOLD HER im 20.
but she turned and said.

"thanks ah boy"

-the end. its a gay life.

it was an enjoyable day. if only everyday was todae.

i spent the morning swimming with eugene.
and was absolutely amused by the kids nowadays.

the kids with their swimming coaches.
one lil boy was so pathetic as he pant while he swam.
i assume tats the point where he drank most water in life.
we kinda pity him but i guess thats the point of learning.

well, we were so bastards we just laughed our heads.
yeahh. hah. silly kids nowadays.

after tat went town for some chillings.
chilled at the coffee club behind borders.
cool. spent great time. chilling times are great.
recall back secondary school times for once.
i realise how gay i was. the times where a teacher actualie threw a chalk duster at me but didnt hit me and it hit a girl. tat teacher somehow is more dumb.
i remember my class was so fanatic, we locked de classrooms and plae crushed paper, featuring it as if they were badminton shuttlecocks.

and wheres the badmintons?
our dear palms ppl.

well there was knock knock on the door. we can still nanny nanny poo poo.
god bless. its the vice-principal.
hallelujah was what we chorused next.
those were the days man.

went down holland village's essential brew.
met up with meiting,kaiqi and shirleen.
there was me, eugene, shaoyan and lun. 7 of us got hell loads of crap man.
i even vandalise the woodenCheesecakes holder. my name was there.
if u guys are there, look for it.

aite. chaoz.
tml on the 3rd haunting story.

preview: abt toilet.

day at work.

horrible plus terrible. had to make trips.
but it makes time passed faster.
well its a contradicting day.

in retail line. u see all sorts of ppl.
yeahh. uncanny people. funny people.
i'll talk abt tat as time goes by.

Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls
I'm callin all girls everyone report to the dance floor
just lose it.. ahhh!! ahhh!!
hahhaa. okae its tat bored i know.

well. there tis family todae. the mum with the son. the dad at the back.
the son wanted something from the shelves so he referred back to his dad.

his dad used his cock brain and say, " ask the uncle take for you lah"
(the uncle is referring to me)

-wah. wtf. call me uncle-

den i thought im gonna hear something nice from the mother. when she stared hard into the father's face. and she also used her less-cock brain and say, " hes not an uncle lah. how old is he only. you look at him. how old only?"

i felt better. but her brain suddenly turned cock. when she turn and asked me.

" you are in which secondary school now."

well. i murdered them. and informed the police tat theirs are unnatural deaths.
case closed.

okae. heres another paranormal story.
from the retail line again.

tis is the mysterious person who disappear.

he is a fat guy who goes trying outfits.
this "thing" went trying one of the outfit in the retail shop. so he bring in the outfits and went into one of the fitting rooms.

there is only one passageway. so in and out, there is only one way.
so this store, the person in charge got a call from nature. so he went to the toilet.
a guy from the next store help him to tend the store.

so he waited outside the fitting room. way outside the passage way there.
he waited and waited. and even when the store in charge is back. he still waited.
so he was wondering if the person could be a thief, attempting to steal?

both of them was damn nervous. cos the first thought for retailers can only be theft.
so tey went into the passage way and shouted.

"hey u in there still?"

freaking no response.

so one hero bend down to see the space below. fearing the person might had fainted.

however.
no legs were seen.

well. security was called. door opened.
shirts were hanged beside the mirror.

but wheres the guy?

=)

ive heard ghost stories about the lady and her child that frequent retail shops at town.

it was said that both of them had died when tey jumped off takashimaya building. however their spirits was somehow being held back in the building. then tey became wandering ghosts. therefore retailers are somehow sure of this similar occurence.

this is what happened to some.

these 2 guys were going for work. normally retail shops, they have a door whereby u had to pull it up. its a metal thing. u pull down when u closed the shop. i DUNNO what do u call that.
okae anyway. one of this guy pull it to half way. cos tey need to do some administrative before officially open the shop. before that the other guy went inside the fitting room to change. as told, last time, the fitting room, they used a curtain to cover up the privacy. it was a long row of fitting rooms. unlike the wooden doors tey used now. after the guy changed, he walked out.

he saw a pair of legs so he thought, " wtf, so early got customers."

he went over to ask his frend who was at the counter.

"wtf so early u let customers come in liao ar? u count the cash liao meh?"

his frend replied, " DID U SEE ANY CUSTOMER? U SIAO AR?"
" THE DOOR is only half PULLED, where got PEOPLE COME IN?"
" U siao ar?"

the guy who changed started to defend by saying what he saw at the fitting room and the pair of legs. alright.

both of them didnt went to the fitting rooms again.

well. what i heard is the same thing happened to a number of people.
okae next time i bring back more stories

meanwhile. im so bored i listened to this rock malay song.

Lovehunters - Sambutlah Kasihku

"Tak pernah ku menduga
Gelora jiwa sesal didada
aku jatuh dan aku merindu
tanpa kepastian
bagaimanakah nantinya aku dapat meyakinkan
rasa cinta di hatiku hanyalah untukmu kekasihku...

Mendung dalam sinar matamu
kenangan duka masa lalu kepasrahan...

Tak ku hiraukan panas mentari lagi
demi cinta ku tetap menanti
takkan goyah walau badaikan melanda
seribu tahun ku tetap setia
lupakanlah duka mu yang silam
hulur tanganmu sambut kasihku
mari bersama kita melangkah
membina cinta abadi"

wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. but its quite nice.

i got a flu.

regardless wad chicken wad bird wad flu.
im sneezing crazy.

had been going through some working life
life revolving around F&B and retail line.
man. studies are bored. working days are worse.
so why do we live for?

*tsk tsk. thats a bad thought.
trust me ladies & gentlemen.

cos when im on my way home today.
i almost died fatal.
a tiny weeny inch i would say?

ppl, lemme ask.
If the traffic light showed the green MAN. does it means u can walk?

"YESSS !!!"

and all vehicles to stop at the stop line?

"YESSS!!!"

i walked till mid-way and was kinda alarmed by this accelerating taxi coming towards my direction. the speed of the car and its limited time to brake made me stood in the mid-way and ponder like a 10 yr old kid waiting to be knocked.

and the taxi zoomed past me.

my jaws dropped.

yeahh. dramatic huh.
but its true and im here to gasp my last breath.

and why didnt i wrote down the car number plate?
as mentioned, the taxi zoomed past me.

my brain was more empty than anyone's.

but yet i realise im living for the sake im LIVING now.
And anything that happen is for a reason.
i cant figure it out.
and all the things i never do in life yet.
i will die regretfully like FUCK!!!

right sam? like what i told u.

million thanks to all gods that save me minutes ago.

i was damn disappointed when that 2-yr toddler was found dead.
great. suspect caught. stepfather.
media doesnt have to label him as suspect.
usually suspects are the real bad guys.
it makes no difference.
but the thing was she was physically abused.

the stepfather is as inferior as a beast.

had some fun at country club last night.
watched english premier league matches.

beer anyone?

when the .... is my enlistment letter.
ive waited till my ass is erupting like a volcano.

i grew a pimple.
fuck.
i noe this is a gay but im not tryin to make a fuss.
but this pimple is a rare occurence to me.
serious.
but i fucking dont like it.

below entry is just kinda gay.

im leading a 20 yrs old life who oftens self proclaim 19 only.
paying 55cents for bus rides. bus drivers doesnt bother.
getting ICs check even if buy cigars.
or getting mistaken as some secondary sch kids loitering.
a nothing-to-do policeMAN talk to me todae when im way home.
OH MY. am i really 20.

i realise im gonna be around 23 when i finished national service.

I WOULD BE FREAKING OLD.
and when my hair grows back.

IM DEAD.

a tribute to AF0302.
well done classmates. you guys done great.
nice job done mr class rep, shiqin. ever reliable.
exquisite video set up ms ellie. well time spent.
and of cos the dont-bear-to-eat cake from ms aidah.

a salute from me ppl.

time flies as usual.
and class chalet just ended lidat.
as usual the characters of everyone.
everywhere was noise. everything was gay.
but i like it. and i will miss it.
cos' this are the true innnocence of teens.
its priceless.
the true inner beauty of all.

though the journey to pasir ris was so freakin crazy tat almost cause my death.
it was worth it.
though i was camera shoot-ed by some young cheung cheng main school girls which i dunno wtf tey will do to the pics.
it was worth it.
though i didnt sleep the whole night.
it was worth it.
though we almost let tammy overwhelm in our conversations.
it was worth it.

yeah.
all because you guys are worth it.